...then hop on the deck and flop like a fish! Oh sorry, took the Spongebob reference to far there.
In fact, if ye be seeking nautical nonsense then pretty much anywhere on the high street is where ye scurvy landlubbers should be heading!
On my way home I made a few stops into the shops lining Buchanan street and, gorgeous velvet "with it" wedges from Office aside, noticed a few nice items highlighting the current sailor/ preppy trend.
Here's just a couple of my picks from the high street.
Bird print dress £25 Stripe Bow Court which also comes in Navy £25
Knitted stripe top £32
Matelot hotpants £28
eek run out of time before work
to be continued...